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Funniest Linux commands ever!

I found these commands here and it was so funny that I really wanted to share it in my blog.
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (‘s.

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

Lol!

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