I found these commands here and it was so funny that I really wanted to share it in my blog.
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (‘s.
% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
%blow: No such job.